DAVE: johnny old boy?
DAVE: bucktooth wonder?
DAVE: lord overbite?
DAVE: the no homo homie?
DAVE: john “i still sleep with a ghost busters night-light” egbert?
DAVE: another slightly cruel and all the while playful, mostly destructive and poorly thought out mock-title?
DAVE: every time i look at these babies im reminded theres not a better dude in all of paradox space
DAVE: our relationship is top secret
DAVE: hushity hush
DAVE: or uh
DAVE: “no homo” if you will
DAVE: … <3